How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do cows like to dance to?