What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What animal floats best?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do golfers hate cake?