What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?