What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which animal loves to have a good time?