What is a spider's favorite book?
Charlotte's Web!
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do jokesters study in college?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?