What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which relative loves rice?
What animals make the best students?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?