What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do you make a cow float?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What table can you never sit at?
Where does water do all its banking?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?