What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?