What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
When do astronauts eat?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?