Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's the loudest sport?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Where do polar bears vote?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?