What do goats and moms have in common?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why are baseball games at night?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?