How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do stars go to college?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Who is a house's favorite band?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?