How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How do you make a cow float?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?