What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the math book sad?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call the dog magician?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?