How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why don't ants get sick?
How can you farm during the winter?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?