What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the barber win the race?
The museum curator needed a break.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?