Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
I'm not a bad putter.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the sick chicken say?