Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?