Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?