Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What is blue and not heavy?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What tree has the most bark?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?