What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is the most adorable season?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Families are like fudge.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where do automobiles have picnics?