What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's the friendliest national park?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do frogs eat in the summer?