Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where do stars go to college?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do bees chew?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why do golfers hate cake?