Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
Why was the horse so happy?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?