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Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
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How do hurricanes see?
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Where do polar bears vote?
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How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did summer say to spring?
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