What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?