What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?