What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do fairies always drink?
Where was Noah born?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are computers so good at golf?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?