When is a baseball player like a thief?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How do fleas travel?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is another name for a cow?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?