Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?