Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the holiest insect?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's black and white and red all over?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?