Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a henway?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which farm animals are famous painters?