Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
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What do you call an animal pop star?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What kind of car do eggs drive?