Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the cow afraid?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?