Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How is cat food sold?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?