Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Do dads always snore?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?