Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Can February March?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?