Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What is blue and not heavy?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why was the bunny upset?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why do football players make great fishermen?