Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?