Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?