Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?