What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?