What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do fish do at parades?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?