What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
How do you make a cow float?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?