Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?