What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Where do kittens go to school?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?