Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the frog starve?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the bunny upset?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?