Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do nosey peppers do?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?