What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What fish sings the best?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?