What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How long will dinner be?
What animal knows kung fu?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?