What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What animals make the best students?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where does breakfast live?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why was the moth so unpopular?