What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is the definition of Robin?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where do tough ducks come from?