What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How does the sun listen to music?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What bird is always sad?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?