What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?