Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do fairies always drink?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?