Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?