How do you make a bandstand?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why is money so stubborn?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?