Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
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What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?