What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?