Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What fish sings the best?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What words make the best athletes?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?