How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?