What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do insects learn at school?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?