Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?