What do rich squirrels eat?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?