Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do librarians never make plans?