If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What animals make the best students?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?