Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?