What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the foal cough?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?