What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
What does a lion call an antelope?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?