Why do two skunks argue?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?