Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why was the math book sad?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?