Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why was the cow afraid?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What tree has the most bark?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?