What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the cow go to outer space?