Why is money so stubborn?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?