How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?