What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?