What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?