Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How can you make 7 even?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?