What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What condiment has wings?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?