Why did the student always get straight A's?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How do frogs get to work?
What animal floats best?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which insect makes the best father?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?