Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do cats love to work?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?