What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why is money so stubborn?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?