Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do eggs end a TV show?