Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What game do cows play at parties?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?