Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do trees keep as a pet?