Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What shape is bad at driving?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?