What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?