Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why are turtles so shy?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What condiment has wings?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?