Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What tree has the most bark?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?