Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a henway?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Families are like fudge.
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?