What is the color of the wind?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the richest basketball team?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which singer could always break a five?