What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which state has the best streets?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?