How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?