Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How does dinner smell?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where do religious school children practice sports?