What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a vacation at home?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?