Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why is a computer so smart?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?