What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What bird is always sad?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?