Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the politest month?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's the holiest insect?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?