Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do you compliment a cat?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What school subject really rocks?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?