Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is a table you can eat?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How do you measure a millennial?