Why did the elk have great hair?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why was the dog so popular?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
A book just fell on my head.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What snacks always have the best tan?