What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the fish blush?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?