Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?