What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?