Why is summer always sad?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?