Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why don't wolves like fast food?