What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How is cat food sold?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What makes music in your hair?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What are you studying in math?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?