What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why was the musician arrested?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is another name for a cow?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?