What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?