What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
Where do polar bears vote?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What animal floats best?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?