What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a small mom?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What makes music in your hair?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?