How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?